Jun 4, 2006

How to write a college assignment?

Well I'm sure everyone who has been through college like me or who are studing in college would have definitely written assingments. well here are the steps for writing assignments. I'm not sure whether you will be able to finish the assingment if you follow these steps. So if you are planning to follow these better make sure you a plan B for submitting your assingments or else you will most probably would get a thrashing from your lecturer ;).
  1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
  2. Check your email.
  3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
  4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
  5. Check your email.
  6. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonald's and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you her paper, typed, double-spaced and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop her.
  7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
  8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
  9. Check your email.
  10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
  11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
  12. Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it, seriously, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
  13. Listen to the other side.
  14. Check your email.
  15. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
  16. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the college, the world at large.
  17. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
  18. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor their special flavor.
  19. Check your email.
  20. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to “Sgt. Preston of the Yukon” is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions:
    a) Pro Bowlers Tour
    b) any movie starring Don Ameche
  21. Catch the last hour of “Soul Brother of Kung Fu” on Channel 26.
  22. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
  23. Check your email.
  24. Look at your tongue in the bathroom miror.
  25. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask whoeveryone is.
  26. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
  27. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall.
  28. Check your email.
  29. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
  30. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
  31. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
  32. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
  33. Check your email.
  34. Leap up and write the paper.
  35. Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your email.
  36. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that darn paper.
Got this from the jokers section of TE. This is definitely what i used to do but only i never submit my assingments :)

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12 comments:

  1. HHmmmmm rakesh...nce way to write assignments.if u hd hv gvn me tis tip a month bck,it wud hv bn v useful...

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  2. Hi rakesh, I cann't sit for so long on chair.

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  3. @bharathi: that time i didnt know you bharathi otherwise i would have given you the tip a long time back.

    @nidhi: well i know its a bit too long nidhi :D

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  4. Hi there,

    Cool blog you have here!

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  5. thanks resh. thanks for dropping by :)

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  6. cool tips.absolute idea for staying vetti and all that.

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  7. ROFL! this is damn good :))
    i'm still laughing ..

    lol... that's how i used to do my assignments

    Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

    lol!! ... that's so me :D

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  8. well archana not just you, thats what most of us do. i'm even worse than this. :D

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  11. thanks a lot anonymous :)

    sorry for calling you anonymous, but you didnt leave your name

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